What is love?

Love is uncomfortable. You know what I mean? Love is that stupid Movie Walter Mitty. Love is talking to your parents the first time you get caught sneaking out. You took the risk, had fun joyriding your parents car in a field, but you forgot to close your window when you snuck back in. Love is a business man who stepped in gum, no one cares That you just stepped in gum, so don't tell the person on the subway about it and definitely don't tell your friends cause they are to worried about the bird that pooped on their car! Love is for crazy people. I hate the people that I love. My very own lovely mother. I can not believe the words that that woman has made me mutter under my breath. My best friends... Sometimes giving them the good ole one two wouldn't be to shabby, and how could I forget. Girlfriends. No one can toy with your emotions more than they can.. Love is toaster and you are bread. Toast is awesome but sometimes it gets burned when its in too long. Love is willing to have your brothers back. Love is that stupid word that no one likes to say. Its hard to say because love is commitment and commitment is hard. Love is that song that everyone has. And for some miraculous reason mine just had to have a banjo in it. Banjos suck.